Hair made from Legos and Top Ramen

Well, the hypocritical "titanium" staples have been out of my head for just over a week and a half, and I love it!  I am also very happy to report that my previously bald Bruce Willis left side of my scalp hair has regrown about a quarter of an inch.  With any luck it will turn back into a Trump comb-over before I head back to work the start of March.  The irony of having a half-bald head really is amusing given that the styles of the 80s seem to returning.  I am thinking that having a half dyed and spiked head of hair could be the new thing for myself as a half brain missing science teacher.  Here are the possible options that I am considering . . .


Option 1:  Honor the physics that Legos has made incredible by super-gluing some onto my current hair on the left side of my head.

Problem:  Removing the Lego pieces would result in the loss of hair on the happy side of my head with hair
Good?:  The hair content on the right and left side of my scalp would match

Option 2: Go with a biology themed Mohawk that would reference my job as a science teacher.

Problem:  I have a feeling that I would not be able to walk through a door without destroying my personal gecko.
Good?:  When I wash my hair the shower floor would turn into many different bright and caulk staining colors.

Option 3:  Bleach and get a curling perm so the right side of my head can feel like a Backstreet Boy while the left side regrowing can be an uncooked Ramen mix.

Problem:  It might look like the Ramen mix that has the mini-shrimp in it.

Good?:  Ramen really is delicious. 

Option 4:  Give up on any regrown hair and go with a wig of all wigs.

Problem:  Any wig that is crazy enough to be any fun has most likely been copyrighted due to the fact that it is worth an arm and a leg after it became famous.

Good?:  I'll always stand out in a crowd (whether I want to or not) and have the excuse to complain about the differences between a book and a movie.

Feel free to let me know if there are any hair options that you favor, just know that if your idea turns out to be a bust, that I do have access to chemicals that can make your hair a new addition to a Google "crazy hair" search.